SUNNYSIDE SUBURBIA — The Oak Street Homeowners Association confirmed today that a local bicyclist has been recruited to deliver daily rolled copies of The Daily Sunnyside.

Subscribers are eagerly awaiting morning deliveries on front porches and into curbside mailboxes. Warning: Dogs are roaming without leashes, roller skaters crowd the curbs, and neighbor Mr. Henderson's station wagon has been known to back out unexpectedly.

Deliver to paying subscribers to keep subscriptions active! Hitting windows or non-subscriber homes will result in canceled subscriptions!